Recently I have been finding a lot of quotes on the
Internet that I find to have some meaning... Now, the meaning may not be deep or profound... but they all ring true with me some how.
*The real mistake is not making amends as soon as you realize you’
ve made one.
* If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
*Wait at least two weeks after a break up before
scheduling a haircut.*Cut everyone a little slack; none of us is perfect.
* Even a fabulous sale won’t make the wrong size fit any better.
*Laughing at his jokes beats cooking skills, hand’s down.
* Black is more slimming than a grapefruit diet.
*Recycled trends only work if you
weren’t old enough to wear them the first time they were popular.
*By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
*When people tell you their flaws, believe them.
* Don’t ask if you look fat if you can’t handle the truth.
* She who says the least knows the most.
* Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
*Giving a good
BJ beats cooking skills, hand’s down.
*Thou shalt not drink and text.
*Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.
*In three months, everything will be different.
* Sunscreen, sunscreen, sunscreen.
*Find joy in the simple things.
* The person who tells you everything about everyone is telling everyone everything about you, too.
*If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’
ve never tried before.
*Be open to change, but never compromise your values.
*Remember that what you want
isn’t always what you need.
* The most destructive force in the universe is gossip
*Great love and great achievement require great risk.
*More often than not -YOU are what’s getting in the way of you having everything you ever wanted.
